Two Silly Limericks I Wrote Today :)

  The Man of Tazoo

So far, far away in Tazoo,

Lives a man with a nose large and blue.

And when he does sneeze,

He expels forth blue cheese,

And that's what I'm selling to you!

The Lonely, Hopeful Bean

Alone in a cave down in France,

Is a jumping bean doing a dance.

It hopes some day soon,

to jump straight to the moon,

And there, with the crazy cow, dance.



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